Oh the weather outside *is* quite frightful darlings, believe you me. I nearly froze the Nelly family jewels on a hellacious journey for some pharmacy quality milk. Such torment. I think my thighs might be chapped!
And sorry about the formating today - it's a bloody mess!
I've tried to fix it, really I have.
What's on The Telly Tonight?
Syndicated- check your local listings
Nathan Lane is one of Martha's dear guests today. I'm not a huge fan of the Lane, but then again I've never seen him live on Broadway - just fake on horrid TV shows. If you're a fan of Mr. Lane, do feel free to watch him whip out his beef and chat about his latest Broadway show, Butley. (And by beef I'm talking about his delicious recipe for Beef Tenderloin sillies.)
"All My Children"
12:00 p.m. ET - ABC
OMG! Bianca (Eden Riegel) kisses flamboyant rock star Zarf, who will come to realize he is transgendered. Now there's a plot that makes "Days of Our Lives" Swamp Girl look tame! Since Bianca came out of the closet a while ago it's not really news for her, but wow...Zarf, dude. Who knew? Supposedly Zarf (played by Jeffrey Carlson) will be with the show through his operation, though who knows how long *that* will take on a soap? Could be weeks, months or mere minutes! But regardless...welcome home Zarf (Zarfmina?), welcome home...
8:00 p.m. ET — ABC
Tonight we get plenty of gay as Marc (Michael Urie) takes center stage tonight. Unfortunately for him, it's because he's frantically trying to win over Wilhelmina in fear of being killed by her. (Yipes!) Meanwhile Amanda vies for Betty's position as Daniel's new assistant by planning and executing a perfect Mode holiday party resplendent with fake snow and holiday wishes for all. Betty could care less about any of this - she's trying to decide which man to get; Walter or Henry! Hopefully we'll get some holiday cheer from Betty's rather fey nephew. A hoot *and* a holla!
"My Name is Earl"
8:00 p.m. ET - NBC
Earl and his gay friend Kenny (Gregg Binkley) both develop a gambling problem when Earl tries to teach him how to act more "manly." Meanwhile back at the ranch, Joy goes into group therapy for anger management before her upcoming trial. Jonathan Slavin plays Doug, the assistant to Joy's lawyer, Ruby, played by Marlee Matlin. I love Marlee Matlin!
"Survivor: Cook Islands"
8:00 p.m. ET - CBS
Yup. Gay Brad's still in the jury so we'll see him every darn episode up until the overly dramatic end. Yeee-haw. I'm just glad the tribes have merged and that Adam and Nate are in the minority. Those bitches were just too frikkin' in love with themselves!
9:00 p.m. ET — ABC
T.R. Knight fans won’t get too much tonight, though there’s sure to be some sizzling man-candy moments when Mark (Patrick Dempsey) and Derek (Eric Dane) must work together after two close-knit (read: veeeery close-knit *wink* *wink*) brothers visit the hospital for some “us” time.
“ER”
10:00 p.m. ET — NBC
Dr. Pratt (Mekhi Phifer) has a tough time coming to terms with his brother's newly discovered sexual orientation and gets addicted to those blue raspberry Popsicles they give to recovering tonsillectomy patients. Yum!
"Real World/Road Rules Challenge: The Duel"
10:00 p.m. ET - MTV
I believe we saw some speedo clips from last week so it should be a rather juicy competition as the guys go into their fifth male elimination night on "The Duel" platform. Aneesa is still hangin' in there for the girls - she might not be great at individual challenges, but she's a mule when it comes to the wrestlin' stuff. So tonight I worry for Brad - Aneesa's safe until next week! (Be strong Brad, be strong!)
What NOT To Watch?
"Men in Trees" - New Date/Time
10:00 p.m. ET - ABC
If you don't watch tonight, perhaps we can finally KILL THE BEAST! They've moved the show to a new night and time, so it's possible Anne's demented, drug-crazed fan base will be overwhelmed by confusion and forget to watch. Lets hope everyone's watching ER.